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Even The Camels Are Drunk In England

04.09.2009 - Racing camels fed beer for speed

Joe Fossett had a problem: His stable of racing camels just didn't care much for racing.

Clueless as to why they wouldn't race, he did what every Brit does for motivation—he gave them beer.

"I got some beer and I poured it into the food, and they really did perk up," he said.

Really, Mr. Fossett? You honestly believe that beer is making your camels lighting-fast? It's not that you have eight or nine pints in you and the camels simply seem fast in comparison, huh? It's also not that you've lured your camels into alcoholism because you're tired of drinking alone, is it?

Get some help, man, you obviously need it.

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