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Firefighter Flees Station After Spotting Mice

12.10.2008 - Mice too much for firefighter

A British firefighter, we'll call him Nancy, was in such hysterics after finding two mice in the station's kitchen, that he ran away and refused to finish his shift. He phoned his bosses and told them that he was too scared to be alone with the mice at night. The station was closed for two hours while the mouse situation was taken care of. Nancy will now be subject to endless torments from his colleagues. “It was hilarious. He had his leg pulled mercilessly. Senior officers went ballistic," said one firefighter. Those senior officers were none too pleased and are now investigating Nancy's situation.

What should be under investigation is not a man's phobia, but rather why a fire station shut down for TWO HOURS to play a little game of cat and mouse. They should be counting their lucky stars that no emergency calls were made during those two hours. Ever heard of mousetraps, you wankers!

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