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International Coalition for British Reparations: People of the World, it's Time to get Paid.

Ringo Starr Doesn't Want Your Mail.

10.14.2008 - Sorry, No More Signing Stuff

All right all you pestering Brits, stop sending Ringo Starr autograph requests. Apparently, the 68-year-old is just too busy to sign your lousy memorabilia and will toss (read: sell on eBay) anything you send him. Now that he's home from touring the globe in support of his latest album, Ringo is slammed with work. So please, have some decency and leave the poor man alone, can't you see he's suffering. Have you any idea how much energy it takes to mindlessly write your name on paper? Actually, not much, so unless he's busy filling out reparation checks, Ringo Starr has no excuse for showing this lack of gratitude to his fans. Who wants the weakest Beatles' autograph, anyway.

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