Scotland To England: I'm Leaving You
Seems like the venerable Steven A. Grasse has inspired our proud, kilt-wearing friends over in the great country of Scotland. Backed by original Bond, Sean Connery, Scotland is looking to end its 300-year-old union with England. "Scotland should always be a stand-alone nation," said Connery. The famous actor's support has lent credence to the movement, which is quickly gaining popularity. "We feel that the union has had its day frankly," said David McCann, secretary of the Scottish Independence. Many believe that for the first time, the matrimony is in peril.
Good for you, Scotland. It's about time you divorced those tea-sipping, freedom-hating, spineless, yellow-toothed bastards. We here at the ICBR are proud of our Scottish friends, and have this to say: Don't forget to collect your reparations, and don't forget William Wallace.
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