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Drunken Brits Cause Airborne Ruckus

07.29.2008

Philadelphia, PA —- July 29, 2008

In typical alcohol-fueled British fashion, two heavily intoxicated British women attempted to start a soccer riot onboard a charter plane 10,000 meters over Austria. The official report of the incident states that while one was beating a flight attendant over the head with a bottle of vodka, the other woman was attempting to open an external cabin door. To put it in British terms, now that’s just “bloody brilliant.” How incredibly wasted do you have to be to behave like this?

These women were not only endangering themselves, but the lives of every other passenger on board. German police said they might be charged with
attempted assault and interfering with air traffic, but in reality, these women should be charged with one count of attempted murder for every passenger and crew member on board that airplane. And Britain, you guys really need to get control of your drinking problems. This is ridiculous. Although, I suppose if I was British, I would probably drink myself to death as well. How depressing for all of you.

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