Philadelphia, PA —- June 9, 2008
The Metropolitan Police Service was further embarrassed by incompetence on the part of its highest-ranking official, Sir Ian Blair, Commissioner of Police of Metropolis, who made a “call for celebrities caught on film taking drugs to stand trail. Citing the case of supermodel Kate Moss, Blair called for an investigation of Moss and a video that depicts her snorting a white substance, stating that Moss’ behavior could have a negative impact on “impressionable young people.” In response to Black’s comments, the Crown Prosecution Services said, “If he is accurately quoted he appears to have completely misunderstood the law.” Great job guys! It’s so nice to know that your head policeman doesn’t understand the laws he is charged with enforcing. Brilliant.