British Women Enjoy Increase In Drinking- Related Bladder Bursting
Philadelphia, PA – December 12, 2007
We are not making this up. The British Medical Journal reported a few weeks ago that an increasing number of British women are suffering from burst bladders caused by excessive alcoholic beverage consumption. Even more damning for the British is the fact that Brits of the male variety have long suffered from high rates of pee-related popping; medical researchers were surprised to find that the girls seemed to have caught up with the boys when it comes this totally unnecessary, self-imposed bodily harm.
Here in the good ole’ USofA, we know a lot of people that can drink a very large amount of alcohol. However, we are not aware of any frat boy anywhere that has ever imbibed to the point of bladder bursting. We find this lack of self-control on the part of the British disgusting and repulsive. Beyond that, we’re really not even sure how this happens; doesn’t your body just
let it go before its own tissue rips apart? Perhaps this is some strange genetic defect prevalent in Britain’s somewhat limited gene pool. Either way, England has certainly managed to give a new meaning to the term “breaking the seal.”
YES, I WOULD LIKE TO SIGN THE PETITION AND GET PAID!
By visiting this website, you agree to our Terms, Conditions & Privacy Policy
