Philadelphia, PA – September 12, 2007
Heather Mills, estranged wife of Sir Paul McCartney, is pretty happy with her new country home except for one thing, it’s in the country. The former model, social activist, and Dancing With the Stars contestant is pretty po’d that her new digs are located directly next to a farm that has cows. See, Mills is a vegan, and apparently the nearby bovine presence weighs heavily on her conscience, or something, and now she’s having a cow. Solution? Buy the farm.
Don’t worry Heather Mills fans (drop pin here), the 39-year-old herbivore isn’t contemplating suicide just yet, instead she’s using the vast wealth she acquired from her marriage to anti-prenup activist Sir Paul (oops!) to put an offer down on her new neighbor’s property. How do the Smiths feel about that? Morrissey isn’t commenting but farmers John and Barbra Smith don’t seem too keen on leaving their 160-acre spread. That’s bad news for Mills who might end up paying an arm and a prosthetic leg if she wants to get her way. The ICBR is rooting for the Smiths; we think they should milk Mills for all her husband is worth.