Letter To The ICBR: Re: Assumption
Grasse:
I suspect you're in your forties, divorced, and rather fat. You have so much time on your hands that you can think of nothing more to do than blame us for your country's failings. You feel strongly about it because your own personal inadequacy is reflected in the stars and stripes of your own flag. I was in Niagara a couple of years ago - on the Canadian side - and looked across the Falls to the point at which your men turned and fled in the face of a British Army led by Isaac Brock in 1812. Alongside me were some Japanese tourists. They asked me if I was going to cross the Rainbow Bridge to visit the American side "What for?" I asked. They agreed there wouldn't be much to see. After all, you only ever had two interesting buildings and one of those was given to you by France. The other is now a hole in the ground.
Now go fuck yourself - and while you're sweating at it, go wonder at a nation that though Borat was a real journalist.
YES, I WOULD LIKE TO SIGN THE PETITION AND GET PAID!
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