Letter To The ICBR: Re: Are you mentally unstable?
First of all, if you want us to be sorry then here it is. I am sorry. I am sorry that the world has ever had the unfortunate privilege to share this planet with such a joke of a country such as America! Do you have a screw loose or have you just been sitting in the sun too long? You are the cheekiest C*** that has ever written a book. Point of information, Iraq= American F*** up, Black plague = China. If it wasn't for us you would still be living in mud huts and we would just be getting to the industrial revolution now. Further more, its America's fault for obesity. You talk of us killing native Indians, although we are still in England, however, you seem to be living on their land - THAT WAS YOU! In reply to you accusing us of inventing machines capable of killing, I would just like to remind you that it was your country that created the monstrous nuclear bomb that destroyed Japan and their people along with it. Along with that, this bomb was the catalyst of the Cold War. You have the worst political structure in the world. It is so bad that your own people question whether it was America that blew up the twin towers! In fact, I bet you 53 trillion dollars that if you ever come to England to publicise your book, you WILL be shot the second you step of the plane into our glorious country.
To conclude, you have insulted our monarch, our people and our empire. This empire was the single greatest establishment in the world and was the greatest wonder of the world. All problems stemmed from its demise (set about by India).
Yours horrified,
Three pissed off public school boys.
YES, I WOULD LIKE TO SIGN THE PETITION AND GET PAID!
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