I would like you to add the following items to your list of payees:
North American Indians: The only suitable way to repay them is to give them ALL their land back and pay them for the animals you have killed and eaten.
Iraqis: George W Bush started the fight and his son has continued it – get out of Iraq and pay them back the oil you have stolen.
Vietnamese: Pay them reparations for destroying their country, for invading and for killing hundreds of thousands of their people.
Cubans: Pay them back for meddling in their country for all these years.
The British: Reparations for taking our land from us by revolt.
The Northern Irish: Reparations for supplying weapons and funds that have killed innocent people all over the province.
The Japanese: Reparations for Nagasaki and Hiroshima.
The World: Pay reparations for the invention and use of Nuclear devices to fight wars and for the numerous CIA wars-by-proxy.
The Arabs: The British was against the state of Israel until the issue was forced by the US – so you can pay reparations to the Arabs for the wars there.
It is not Britain that pays over $2 billion per annum to the state of Israel while it persecutes the Palestinians – it is the US.
Me: There are none required for me, because you've given me a good laugh.
While you are at it, you can ask the French, the Germans, the Vikings, the Romans, Ghengis Khan and every other invader out there to start paying reparations you fucking idiot.