Sluttyienna: I Love Drugs and Hate America!
Here is a comment that was made on a Perezhilton.com post.
To internet analyst:
You're so FULL OF SHIT, you've obviously been reading Steven Grasse's new novel. For those who don't know about it, it's a pathetic attempt at redirecting the world's attention away from the atrocities America are committing around the world today by blaming everything on the UK. Wow, he even brings up events from, like, 1840, which are SO relevant today.
Really weak, really boring.
Oh, and by the way, you didn't bail us out of ANY world war, you chicken-shit cowards. Did you know that America is breeding the dumbest, fattest kids in the world today? Way to go!
Princess Skanky sat down with The Guardian recently for an interview she wishes she never gave.
Slutty is so clueless, and that's kind of endearing.
She lacks a self-censoring button that most people have and that often gets her in trouble. Remember Shittsburgh?
It's one thing to think things. It's another thing to say them. And it's a completely different thing to say those things to the media!!!!!
With regards to that whole incident in Pittsburgh, Sienna kinda regrets apologizing.
Why did she apologise? "Because I was halfway through shooting a movie called The Mysteries Of Pittsburgh and the producers were understandably very distressed at the riot I had caused, so it was kind of damage control," she says. "I understand the patriotism of that city, but really I don't think it was that big a deal. I had to meet the mayor live on TV and apologise. It was huge! People are dying in Iraq and where is our focus, d'you know what I mean? Having met me, you'll realise these things just come out. I think it might be mild Tourette's, not to insult people who have proper Tourette's, but I will say the most inappropriate things at the most inappropriate time to the most inappropriate person. Always. Guaranteed."
Yup.
Done and done!
After questioning her "Shittsburgh" apology to The Guardian journalist, Slutty then reveals that after that whole controversy she and her friends spent ages renaming other American places.
"Massivetwoshits is Massachusetts. Connecticunt, or Connectibutt. We came up with loads," she says. "But I don't deliberately hurt anybody. And, actually, I like Pittsburgh, I do."
Princess doesn't even live in America full-time, yet she has really strong views about this country and its politics.
What makes Sienna angry?
She says, "George Bush [makes me angry]. Dick Cheney, more importantly, the most terrifying man. The fact that we're fighting a war in Iraq and most of the people over there dying don't even know why they're there. There's an image of Americans in a tank, and an Iraqi woman walks down the street and she sees the tank and the soldiers just run her over. They think she's getting a weapon and they shoot her, and she's holding a white hankie. It's the most futile ... it upsets me more than anything. Also, I don't want to pretend we live in a democracy when we've got 78% of the country that don't want to be at war, and we're still at war. Basically, we're living under a fascist regime."
We love this bitch!!!!
Skanky even alludes to us in her interview!
When asked what is the most common misconception people have of her, she says, "That I'm a slut. Apparently. Apparently, I've shagged half of Hollywood. And that's not true."
Uh huh!
Talking about Jude Law, she reveals what attracted her to him: "Everything about him. He's an incredibly brilliant, intelligent, funny, charismatic, vivacious, kind, beautiful, rich ... Don't put the last thing."
Uh huh!!!!!!!!!
Do you love or do you lover her????
That mischievous little minx also confessed that she loves watersports and the paparazzi (sorta).
Talking about the paps, she says, "[Being followed by photogs] You feel you're in a video sometimes. I play these games to make it more amusing, like I'm Lara Croft or something. So I find myself ducking behind cars and I've got my girlfriends and we once filled a supersquirter with pee and squirted it at them."
In addition to piss Sienna loves drugs.
In researching her role in the Warhol-era flick Factory Girl, she reveals, "I took a morphine pill, just to feel what a safe way of taking heroin was like. I didn't really feel a lot. I'm incredibly hardcore. Hahaha!"
Of the many drugs she does, what's Slutty's favorite?
"I mean, I still love a waterfall or the odd hallucinogenic drug. I liked mushrooms, which were legal until a year or so ago. If I had a drug of choice, it would be magic mushrooms. And I do like going away to India ... But I'm very motivated at the moment."
She just makes it too easy!
Why do so many people experiment with drugs? "'Cos they're fun! 'Cos they're fuckloads of fun! No, don't write that. I always end up putting my big fat foot in it."
Viva Sluttyienna!
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