Make Britain Pay
I implore the people of the British-oppressed world to become part of the International Coalition for British Reparations. Sign the petition immediately. Make Queen Liz cough up £31 trillion for all the nastiness the Empire has done.
Some of the key facts that will make you honour-bound to sign:
"Machine guns, slums, prisons, child labor, bad hygiene, the Black Plague, concentration camps, you name it. If it hurts people, the British probably came up with it."
"The terrorist threat has its roots in British mismanagement of the Middle East, particularly Egypt, Israel, Jordan, Iraq, and Saudi Arabia. Britain's imperialist past has so enraged Muslim extremists. Now America is deploying our sons, daughters, and tax dollars to clean up the mess that Britain made."
"The melting of the polar icecaps, the loss of countless plants and animal species, and the imperiled condition of the human race on a planet made poisonous by misapplied technology are all a consequence of British negligence"
Clever people in the office have discovered - through the medium of a whois lookup on the website (?!!) - that this appears to be some kind of cheeky viral *chunder* attempt from an American ad agency. How strange.
YES, I WOULD LIKE TO SIGN THE PETITION AND GET PAID!
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