Here in the States, our children are spoiled by wonderfully whimsical theme parks. They're magical places where children's fantasies come to life and delicious food abounds.
In England, the story is quite different. Instead of food, overgrown weeds abound. And instead of wonder and joy, there's disappointment and fear.
Take a look at The Sun's slideshow of Blobbyland theme park, a place kids hate so much, they'd rather go to the dentist.