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Not content with simply letting the adults have all the fun, toddlers (as young as three) have now taken up typical British pastimes such as vandalism, robbery, and rape. Reports of youngsters wreaking havoc around neighborhoods are at an all-time high, according to a recently published report, which comes after two three-year-olds were questioned by police following several complaints of vandalism. Elsewhere on the isle, two five-year-old girls and a four-year-old boy were also accused of vandalism, while a five-year-old boy was apprehended for lewd behavior. The children are free to commit as many crimes as they please as they cannot be prosecuted due to their being below the age of criminal responsibility.

Because of this loophole, it appears that the UK will soon be overrun by diaper delinquents. When your parents are passed out drunk in the middle of the afternoon, how else is a little boy to entertain himself. Taking Little Suzie's necklace from down the street, and slapping her around a little bit does the trick--after all, that's what their parents did when they were their age. It's just a matter of the torch being passed down to the younger generation. Britain: The Land of Noble Family Traditions.

Britain Overrun By Mob Of Three-Year-Olds

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