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The Evil Empire Enslaved The Globe Just So This Pilot Can Drink Tea While Doing Aerial Loops

09.04.2009 - A real flying saucer: RAF man drinks tea while doing 14 loop-the-loops to break bizarre world record

The Evil Empire Enslaved The Globe Just So This Pilot Can Drink Tea While Doing Aerial Loops

Great news, China and India! All your devastating years of slavery at the hand of the British Empire to satiate their addiction to tea have finally paid off. Stewart Hefti, a Royal Air Force Pilot, has just broken the world record for most loop-the-loops flown while drinking tea. The Iraq veteran completed 14 loops in his record-breaking flight. So you see, all your horrible years of whippings and beatings, they weren't just for kicks and giggles. No, they were for something amazing! Great job, ex-slaves! Way to endure horrendous hardships!

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