Dumb Britons Injure Themselves In The Darndest Ways
A study carried out by research firm, Mobigel Paineze Spray, has found that half of the adult British population has suffered injuries from simple everyday tasks. These mundane activities are so pedestrian, you might not even realize they pose a risk. You probably look both ways before crossing a street, but do you take any precautions before sneezing? Well, if you're British, maybe you should. Here are the top 20 bizarre ways Britons injure themselves (our favorites in bold).
1. Sleeping in the same position
2. Missing a step on a staircase
3. Falling off playground equipment
4. Falling out of bed
5. Slipping when stepping out of the shower
6. Walking into a lamp-post
7. Sneezing
8. Dropping a jar of food on toes
9. Working on the computer
10. Falling off a chair
11. Falling over a dog
12. Tripping over toys
13. Lifting a child
14. Walking into a glass door
15. Lifting a suitcase when going on holiday
16. Choking on a cup of tea
17. Sitting down when someone has removed the chair
18. Falling out of a tree
19. Brushing teeth (Ed. note: The British will use any excuse not to brush their pasty yellows)
20. Falling into a pothole
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