International Coalition for British Reparations: People of the World, it's Time to get Paid.

Add Momma's Boy to the already long list of names you can call a Briton. A new study has revealed that one in three British men under 40 still live at home with their parents.

According to the Telegraph article:

"A total of 56 per cent said they get their meals cooked for them, 55 per cent admitted their mother still does their washing and 18 per cent even have their packed lunch made for them every morning."

When the rest of the world loathes every ounce of your being, we guess we can't blame you for staying with the one person who still shows you affection. However, if you don't pay your reparations soon, we're going to be forced to tell your mother about your deplorable conduct.

One In Three British Men Under 40 Still Live With Parents

YES, I WOULD LIKE TO SIGN THE PETITION AND GET PAID!