International Coalition for British Reparations: People of the World, it's Time to get Paid.

That's the question we here at the ICBR were left pondering after hearing about a drunk Briton who handed out £45,000 to random strangers at a Spanish airport. Police claim that the man, known only as James B.N., was disheveled, dressed like a tramp, and reeking of alcohol. They arrested him, putting an end to his charitable mood.

While we're not erasing the £45,000 from England's reparations debt, this incident does give us a wonderful idea, admittedly one that we should have come up with long ago. We'll get Queen Elizabeth II piss drunk one night and have her write us a check. It's such a simple plan, it's bound to work. We'll start preparing a batch of extra-potent mead, or whatever that ancient lady drinks, right this second.

Has The Evil Empire Begun Paying Reparations?

YES, I WOULD LIKE TO SIGN THE PETITION AND GET PAID!