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Amy Winehouse Forced To Crawl And Beg For Drinks

01.14.2009 - Do not serve drinks to the Wino

Amy Winehouse, on vacation at the exclusive Le Sport Spa in St. Lucia, has been told that the staff at the resort will no longer serve her alcohol. Drunken mood swings and abusive behavior toward fellow guests are the reasons for the decision.

One guest said: "One minute she is very pleasant, saying, 'All right darlin' and chatting to people and having photos taken. The next she is throwing things and swearing her head off."

Winehouse has not taken the alcohol ban standing up, and has resorted to crawling and begging people to order her a drink. She's also been seen stealing cocktails from unsuspecting diners.

Staff are fed up with the singer and have reworked her "Rehab" lyrics to "just go, go, go." Unfortunately for them, Winehouse has extended her two-week stay to two months.

In other words, Amy Winehouse is acting like every other 25-year-old Brit on vacation. Keep it classy, England.

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